Brand New Ballads
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The real Minie rifle brand, That at forty rods kills out of hand.
Well, it came to pass that one night the Judge At Sterret's, after a long, hot day, Got so tight that he couldn't budge, And found himself " well over the bay, " With a " snake in his boot " and one in his hat, Like a biled owl, or a monkey horned, Tangle-legged, hawk-eyed, on a bat, Peepy, skewered, and slewed, and corned. Couldn't tell a skunk from a pint of Cologne, Couldn't see the difference 'tween ftps and cents. And when h...e attempted to walk alone, Simply made a Virginia fence; Till liquor yielded at last to sleep, And he sank into Dream River four miles deep.
Sanctus Ivus fuit Briio, advocatus sed non latro. " Saint Ives the Briton first took a brief, For, though a lawyer, he wasn't a thief. " This is what the story declares, Which says he listens to lawyers' prayers.
JUDGE WYMAN. 91 Likely enough ! perhaps he may Whenever a lawyer tries to pray ! But another legend, old and quaint, Assigns them a different kind of saint, With a singular foot and peculiar hue, Whose breath is tinged with a beautiful blue; And this was rather the saint, I think, Who inspired the young lawyers, twenty-four, Who helped Judge Wyman to stow his drink, And made them rejoice to hear him snore.
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
The real Minie rifle brand, That at forty rods kills out of hand.
Well, it came to pass that one night the Judge At Sterret's, after a long, hot day, Got so tight that he couldn't budge, And found himself " well over the bay, " With a " snake in his boot " and one in his hat, Like a biled owl, or a monkey horned, Tangle-legged, hawk-eyed, on a bat, Peepy, skewered, and slewed, and corned. Couldn't tell a skunk from a pint of Cologne, Couldn't see the difference 'tween ftps and cents. And when h...e attempted to walk alone, Simply made a Virginia fence; Till liquor yielded at last to sleep, And he sank into Dream River four miles deep.
Sanctus Ivus fuit Briio, advocatus sed non latro. " Saint Ives the Briton first took a brief, For, though a lawyer, he wasn't a thief. " This is what the story declares, Which says he listens to lawyers' prayers.
JUDGE WYMAN. 91 Likely enough ! perhaps he may Whenever a lawyer tries to pray ! But another legend, old and quaint, Assigns them a different kind of saint, With a singular foot and peculiar hue, Whose breath is tinged with a beautiful blue; And this was rather the saint, I think, Who inspired the young lawyers, twenty-four, Who helped Judge Wyman to stow his drink, And made them rejoice to hear him snore.
What to read after Brand New Ballads?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Leland Charles Godfrey to read onlineMoreLess
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