Business Prose-Poems
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Methinks I see him paw the air, and bite the rungs out of his chair. I only hope that some kind soul was there to push him, with a pole, into the ice-chest, there to lie until the fierce attack passed by. How sad it is so many men climb up and ride upon a pen, and splatter ink, and bust their hames, when they attempt to sign their names ! The note to which I have referred — could anything be more absurd? I've stud- ied it with tears and groans; sometimes I think the name is Jones, and then agai...n I'd say it's Brown, with sundry letters upside down. Perhaps it's Smith; it may be Duff; I give it up — I've toiled enough.
There ought to be some chloride cures for men with dizzy signatures; they make the angry passions rise, they bring hot water to the eyes, they waste the time of busy men, by their gymnastics with the pen.
68 Business Prose -Poems The Honest Grocer.
I VISITED the grocer 's store and met the owner at the door, and said: "Say, Mr. Wheeze, I wish you'd tell me, straight and true, without evasion, whether you have got some first class cheese?" With great distress the grocer shrunk, and cried : ' ' The cheese we have is punk, it fairly makes me cry; it's bilious in its tint, and coarse; I wouldn't feed it to a horse; go somewhere else and buy.
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
Methinks I see him paw the air, and bite the rungs out of his chair. I only hope that some kind soul was there to push him, with a pole, into the ice-chest, there to lie until the fierce attack passed by. How sad it is so many men climb up and ride upon a pen, and splatter ink, and bust their hames, when they attempt to sign their names ! The note to which I have referred — could anything be more absurd? I've stud- ied it with tears and groans; sometimes I think the name is Jones, and then agai...n I'd say it's Brown, with sundry letters upside down. Perhaps it's Smith; it may be Duff; I give it up — I've toiled enough.
There ought to be some chloride cures for men with dizzy signatures; they make the angry passions rise, they bring hot water to the eyes, they waste the time of busy men, by their gymnastics with the pen.
68 Business Prose -Poems The Honest Grocer.
I VISITED the grocer 's store and met the owner at the door, and said: "Say, Mr. Wheeze, I wish you'd tell me, straight and true, without evasion, whether you have got some first class cheese?" With great distress the grocer shrunk, and cried : ' ' The cheese we have is punk, it fairly makes me cry; it's bilious in its tint, and coarse; I wouldn't feed it to a horse; go somewhere else and buy.
What to read after Business Prose-Poems?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Mason Walt to read onlineMoreLess
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