Dumb Clucks (2007)
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A few feathers floated down from the ceiling. Nothing else moved.
“What’s going on in here?” The Upchuck repeated, glaring at me.
“Nothing, sir,” I said. “Just keeping things calm and quiet.”
He glared at me some more.
“Keeping it calm and quiet the way you wanted, sir,” I said. “We’re just hanging out here calmly and quietly. Watching some science shows on TV. You know. Our favorite wildlife documentaries.”
He scratched his bald head. “Science documentaries?”
“Yes, it’s Newt Week,” I said. “We ...always try to catch the shows about newts. It’s like a thrill.”
I’m not sure the Headmaster believed me. He gave me the evil eye. “I’m watching you, Bernie. And guess what? I’ve been practicing cartwheels. Know why?”
“Why, sir?” I asked.
“Because I’m going to do cartwheels across the Great Lawn when I send you home for good!”
“That won’t be necessary, sir,” I said.
“Remember, Bernie,” Upchuck said, “calm and quiet till Parents’ Day—or ELSE!”
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
A few feathers floated down from the ceiling. Nothing else moved.
“What’s going on in here?” The Upchuck repeated, glaring at me.
“Nothing, sir,” I said. “Just keeping things calm and quiet.”
He glared at me some more.
“Keeping it calm and quiet the way you wanted, sir,” I said. “We’re just hanging out here calmly and quietly. Watching some science shows on TV. You know. Our favorite wildlife documentaries.”
He scratched his bald head. “Science documentaries?”
“Yes, it’s Newt Week,” I said. “We ...always try to catch the shows about newts. It’s like a thrill.”
I’m not sure the Headmaster believed me. He gave me the evil eye. “I’m watching you, Bernie. And guess what? I’ve been practicing cartwheels. Know why?”
“Why, sir?” I asked.
“Because I’m going to do cartwheels across the Great Lawn when I send you home for good!”
“That won’t be necessary, sir,” I said.
“Remember, Bernie,” Upchuck said, “calm and quiet till Parents’ Day—or ELSE!”
What to read after Dumb Clucks?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by R. L. Stine to read onlineMoreLess
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