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Fortunately, the Milk

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Very dark.
“Oops,” said Professor Steg. “Overshot a little. Only by a week, though. Hold on. . . .”
Professor Steg leaned over the side of the basket.
“Excuse me?” he said. “Is there anyone around?”
“Only me,” said a very surprised-sounding voice from below us. “The priest of Splod. Who is that up in the sky? Is it a bird? You do not sound like a bird.”
“I am not a bird,” said Professor Steg. “I am a marvelous yet mysterious and prophetic voice, telling you a mighty prophecy. So mighty that . .
... . Um . . . Very mighty indeed. Listen. When a huge and good-looking spiny-backed individual—”
“Monster,” I told him. “The prophecy said monster.”
“Accompanied by a scrawny human being of revolting appearance—” said Professor Steg.
“That was not necessary.”
“—lands in a Floaty-Ball-Person-Carrier, you must not sacrifice them. You must instead take them to the volcano and give them the Eye of Splod. And this shall be the way that you shall know them.


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Guest 2 years ago

I thought this book is quite unique to the rest because of it just starting off normal with the mother leaving for a few days the father goes to get milk THEN IT GETS CRAZY ALIENS DINOSAURS SINGING DINOSAURS GODS OF FUNNY AND SHORT NAMES CRAZING NATIVES IT CANT GET ANY CRAZIER

Guest 2 years ago

Once you read a few stories and you move on to this on, it seems very long. But overall, I think this is a very god book!

Guest 3 years ago

A brilliant story! The perfect story about nothing and everything.
But you are missing the pictures and they add so much to this tale.

Guest 3 years ago

It is very lovely crazy story. I like it! It likes "The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy", only for children.

Guest 4 years ago

Trash

Guest 4 years ago

wooow no milk we don't have milk either

Guest 4 years ago

THIS BOOK IS INTESTING

Guest 4 years ago

it was crazzzzzzzeeeeeee

Guest 5 years ago

wow this book is so boring like why did he get lost that bitch i woulda cursed him out for being late

FayeFay 5 years ago

Golly Gosh this book is awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guest 5 years ago

It was pretty good, and I'm a book critic
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