Funny Epitaphs
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At Augusta, Maine : — After Life's Scarlet Fever I sleep well.
MISCELLANEOUS.
6i Here lies John Ross, Kick'd by a boss, 1^ Mammy and I together lived Just two years and a half ; She went first — I followed next, The cow before the calf.
I laid my wife beneath this stone For her repose and for my own.
1^ Beneath this stone a lump of clay, Lies Arabella Young ; Who on the Z4th of May, Began to bold her tongue.
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Here reats an old vrotnan who always was tired, For she lived ...in a house where no help was hired ; Her very last words were, " My friends I am goin' To a land where there's nothin' of washin' or sewin', And everything there shall be just to my wishes, For where they don't eat there's no washin' of dishes ; The land with sweet anthems is constantly ringin', But having no voice I'll get clear of the singin'." She folded her hands, her latest endeavor, And whispered, " Oh nothin', sweet nothin forever." ^ At Kensington, N. H. : A live Dog is better than a dead Lion.
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
At Augusta, Maine : — After Life's Scarlet Fever I sleep well.
MISCELLANEOUS.
6i Here lies John Ross, Kick'd by a boss, 1^ Mammy and I together lived Just two years and a half ; She went first — I followed next, The cow before the calf.
I laid my wife beneath this stone For her repose and for my own.
1^ Beneath this stone a lump of clay, Lies Arabella Young ; Who on the Z4th of May, Began to bold her tongue.
PJl m 62 FUNNY EPITAPHS.
Here reats an old vrotnan who always was tired, For she lived ...in a house where no help was hired ; Her very last words were, " My friends I am goin' To a land where there's nothin' of washin' or sewin', And everything there shall be just to my wishes, For where they don't eat there's no washin' of dishes ; The land with sweet anthems is constantly ringin', But having no voice I'll get clear of the singin'." She folded her hands, her latest endeavor, And whispered, " Oh nothin', sweet nothin forever." ^ At Kensington, N. H. : A live Dog is better than a dead Lion.
What to read after Funny Epitaphs?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Arthur Wentworth Hamilton Eaton to read onlineMoreLess
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