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" said the customer. " Big? You can't have any idea of its dimen- sions. Last week we took an inventory of the employees, and found out for the first time that three cashiers and four bookkeepers were miss- ing. That will give you some idea of the magni- tude of our business. " CRAFTY First Englishman — " Why do you allow your wife to be a militant suffragette? " Second Englishman — " When she's busy wrecking things outside we have comparative peace at home. " CRUELTY? A Jew walking along a doc...k happened to slip and fall in; not being able to swim he started to yell " Safe me, safe me, I cain't svim, I cain't svim. " An Irishman coming along at that mo- ment, looked at the struggling Jew a second, and then blurted, " Well, nayther can I, but I don't go 'round braggin' about it. " 36 A NECESSARY RECEIPT A French Canuck up before a judge was fined ten dollars for drunkenness, drinking too much split. He paid his fine but waited around the court-room. At last the judge asked him what he was waiting for.
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