Nancy Bet. : the Story of Sloomy Perkins And His Transaction in Real Estate.
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When she'd begin to rage and tear, A blizzard was a tame affair ; You'd think a cyclone was a pet If once you lived with Nancy Bet.
She stunned a vicious mule so quick He petrified and couldn't kick, I've seen her snap her teeth so hard The sparks would fly across the yard ; But since she used to be my wife, I wouldn't tell to save your life, The half or tenth how awful bad It was when she was real mad; No loving husband ever cares To talk about his home affairs, No matter what his darling does... — I thought I heard a skillet buzz !
XIII.
Now this was forty years ago, (It lacks, perhaps, a month or so,) That Nancy Bet and I agreed To bind ourselves in word and deed ; And then, (as I have said before), I thought, in two or three months more, As sure as fate, with crutch and gout, The old man would " step down and out," But Fortune is a fickle dame, And oft has " Mis " before her name ; And thus she flirts with great and small And jilts her lovers, one and all.
The fickle wench ! [ don't know when I'll ever trust her smiles again.
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
When she'd begin to rage and tear, A blizzard was a tame affair ; You'd think a cyclone was a pet If once you lived with Nancy Bet.
She stunned a vicious mule so quick He petrified and couldn't kick, I've seen her snap her teeth so hard The sparks would fly across the yard ; But since she used to be my wife, I wouldn't tell to save your life, The half or tenth how awful bad It was when she was real mad; No loving husband ever cares To talk about his home affairs, No matter what his darling does... — I thought I heard a skillet buzz !
XIII.
Now this was forty years ago, (It lacks, perhaps, a month or so,) That Nancy Bet and I agreed To bind ourselves in word and deed ; And then, (as I have said before), I thought, in two or three months more, As sure as fate, with crutch and gout, The old man would " step down and out," But Fortune is a fickle dame, And oft has " Mis " before her name ; And thus she flirts with great and small And jilts her lovers, one and all.
The fickle wench ! [ don't know when I'll ever trust her smiles again.
What to read after Nancy Bet. : the Story of Sloomy Perkins And His Transaction in Real Estate.?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Richard Lynch Garner to read onlineMoreLess
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