Noah An Jonah An Capn John Smith a book of Humorous Verse
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You treat me as Skipper to Skipper My corpse is no common remains ! For I ran the Trolley, the Toonerville Trolley, The Trolley that Met all the Trains !" The Rubber Plant w ITHIN a Brooklyn drug store stood a rubber plant forlorn; All dusty were its faded leaves, its look was sad and worn ; I never saw a rubber plant that had so drear a mien It looked like Thursday s oil upon a Saturday sardine. And damp upon a leaf I saw a gray, lugubrious smear ; I asked the druggist what it was ; he said : ..."Alas, a tear! "This rubber plant was brought to me when Ellie broke with Fred Sweet Ellie had to give him up, " the sad-eyed druggist said. "Oh, they were happy, fond and true ere ever he touched Rum, And in a German orchestra he joyed to beat the drum. 70 The Rubber Plant "This rubber plant an heirloom was; the day that they were wed Sweet Ellie s ma, with solemn words, entrusted it to Fred. "And all went well till one sad night companions free and wild Across the Bridge to mad New York young Frederick beguiled; "There in a gay cafe he sat and beat his merry drum But ere the chimes of midnight tolled Fred s lips were stained with Rum !
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