Punch Or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, December 9, 1914
Punch Or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, December 9, 1914
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_ What the blankblanket do those blanks think they're doing?
_Lay-Helper Snooks. _ I beg your pardon, Sir, for reminding you, but_military_ terms are not allowed to be used.
_Elder Perks. _ Quite right, Snooks; I forgot myself. Kindly request theorganist to sound the Assemble. Those naughty lads are running in thewrong direction.
AT THE GERMAN HEADQUARTERS.
_German Officer (to prisoner). _ You are a civilian and you are caughtbearing arms. Have you anything to offer in your defence?
_Prisoner. ..._ Civilian be blowed! I'm recognised by the War Office. Lookat my---- Oh lor, it's come off again!
_German Officer. _ Well?
_Prisoner. _ I know appearances are against me, but---- _German Officer. _ What is your rank?
_Prisoner. _ Er--Chairman of the Committee.
_German Officer. _ I thought so. (_To Sergeant_) Take him away and shoothim. (_To Prisoner_) Any last message you wish to leave will bedelivered.
_Prisoner (drawing himself up nobly). _ Tell my wife not to mourn me. Tell her that I die happy (_his voice breaks for a moment_) knowing thatmy death (_with deep emotion_) is--technically--(_a happy smileilluminates his face_) an illegal one.
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
_ What the blankblanket do those blanks think they're doing?
_Lay-Helper Snooks. _ I beg your pardon, Sir, for reminding you, but_military_ terms are not allowed to be used.
_Elder Perks. _ Quite right, Snooks; I forgot myself. Kindly request theorganist to sound the Assemble. Those naughty lads are running in thewrong direction.
AT THE GERMAN HEADQUARTERS.
_German Officer (to prisoner). _ You are a civilian and you are caughtbearing arms. Have you anything to offer in your defence?
_Prisoner. ..._ Civilian be blowed! I'm recognised by the War Office. Lookat my---- Oh lor, it's come off again!
_German Officer. _ Well?
_Prisoner. _ I know appearances are against me, but---- _German Officer. _ What is your rank?
_Prisoner. _ Er--Chairman of the Committee.
_German Officer. _ I thought so. (_To Sergeant_) Take him away and shoothim. (_To Prisoner_) Any last message you wish to leave will bedelivered.
_Prisoner (drawing himself up nobly). _ Tell my wife not to mourn me. Tell her that I die happy (_his voice breaks for a moment_) knowing thatmy death (_with deep emotion_) is--technically--(_a happy smileilluminates his face_) an illegal one.
What to read after Punch Or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, December 9, 1914?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Various to read onlineMoreLess
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