The Complete Works of Charles F. Browne, Better Known As "artemus Ward."
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We must carry a whirlwind of fire among the foe. We must crush the ungrateful rebels who are poundin the Goddess of Liberty over the head with slung- shots, and stabbin her with stolen knives ! We must lick 'em quick. We must introduce a large number of first-class funerals among the people of the South. Betsy says so too.
This war hain't been too well managed. We all know that.
What then ? We are all in the same boat — if the boat goes down, we go down with her. Hence we must all fight. It ' *... In allusion to the national measurement of firewood, a cord of wood being 8 feet long, 4 feet wide, and 4 feet high.
MR WARD ATTENDS A GRAFFICK. 163 ain't no use to talk now about who earned the war. That's played out. The war is upon us — upon us all— and we must all fight. We can't " reason" the matter with the foe — only with steel and lead. When, in the broad glare of the noonday sun, a speckled jackass boldly and maliciously kicks over a peanut- stand, do we " reason " with him ? I guess not.
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
We must carry a whirlwind of fire among the foe. We must crush the ungrateful rebels who are poundin the Goddess of Liberty over the head with slung- shots, and stabbin her with stolen knives ! We must lick 'em quick. We must introduce a large number of first-class funerals among the people of the South. Betsy says so too.
This war hain't been too well managed. We all know that.
What then ? We are all in the same boat — if the boat goes down, we go down with her. Hence we must all fight. It ' *... In allusion to the national measurement of firewood, a cord of wood being 8 feet long, 4 feet wide, and 4 feet high.
MR WARD ATTENDS A GRAFFICK. 163 ain't no use to talk now about who earned the war. That's played out. The war is upon us — upon us all— and we must all fight. We can't " reason" the matter with the foe — only with steel and lead. When, in the broad glare of the noonday sun, a speckled jackass boldly and maliciously kicks over a peanut- stand, do we " reason " with him ? I guess not.
What to read after The Complete Works of Charles F. Browne, Better Known As "artemus Ward."?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Ward Artemus to read onlineMoreLess
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