The Darkey Wood Dealer a Farce in One Act

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The Darkey Wood Dealer a Farce in One Act
Charles Townsend
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(pulling up sleeves and brandishing cane) I'll fix him !
Enter, CLEVANDALL. C. D. , -whip in hand.
Clev. G'mawnin', boss. G'mawnin', miss. Wa wa wanter buy any wood ter day, boss ?
Dea. (L. , aside) I'll have a little fun with him first. Look here, (to CLEVANDALL) what kind of wood, have you got?
Clev. (c. ) Oh, it's good wood.
Dea. Yes, but what sort ?
Clev. Oh yesser. It's it's sorter sort.
Dea. Well, but what class is it?
Clev. Fust class sah, fust class. Does yo' wanter Mrs. D. (sits R. ) W
...hat's it for, stupid ?
Clev. (indignantly) No mum, 'tain't fo' stupid ! It's fo' nah. (aside) I reckons dat a' woman hain't got good sense.
Dea. I mean, what classification is it?
Clev. (puzzled') Classi classi (scratches head} er yesser, yesser dat's it !
Dea. Good lord ! Are you a fool ?
Clev. Yesser. Does yo' wanter buy any Mrs. D. What kind of trees is your wood cut from?
Clev. Why, wooden trees ob co'se. (aside] No, sah ! Dat ar 1 woman hain't gotter bit o' sense ! - Dea. Is it beech, or ash, or oak or maple ?


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