The Orange Mocha-Chip Frappuccino Years (2012)
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Of course, I crash and burn. As usual. She goes, ‘The gap is too big, Ross.’ I’m like, ‘Hello? I’m only a year older than you.’ She goes, ‘I’m talking about the one between your ears,’ and everyone breaks their shites laughing. I’m like, ‘Very funny.’ Cara is this bird we used to know when we were all, like, fifteen or sixteen and hanging around in McDonald’s in Blackrock, eight of us sitting around one caramel sundae. She was a bit of a honey, roysh, but she never actually ended up being with a...ny of us, just basically flirted her orse off. Flirted her orse off and hung around the Frascati Centre all day, which is how she got the nickname The Mall Teaser.
It was a total shock to me to find out a couple of weeks ago, roysh, that she’s suddenly going out with Oisinn, having presumed for all these years that she was either a lezzer or was saving herself for Matt Damon. And Oisinn’s no Matt Damon, that’s for sure, the fat focker, and he generally goes for fat, ugly mingers.
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
Of course, I crash and burn. As usual. She goes, ‘The gap is too big, Ross.’ I’m like, ‘Hello? I’m only a year older than you.’ She goes, ‘I’m talking about the one between your ears,’ and everyone breaks their shites laughing. I’m like, ‘Very funny.’ Cara is this bird we used to know when we were all, like, fifteen or sixteen and hanging around in McDonald’s in Blackrock, eight of us sitting around one caramel sundae. She was a bit of a honey, roysh, but she never actually ended up being with a...ny of us, just basically flirted her orse off. Flirted her orse off and hung around the Frascati Centre all day, which is how she got the nickname The Mall Teaser.
It was a total shock to me to find out a couple of weeks ago, roysh, that she’s suddenly going out with Oisinn, having presumed for all these years that she was either a lezzer or was saving herself for Matt Damon. And Oisinn’s no Matt Damon, that’s for sure, the fat focker, and he generally goes for fat, ugly mingers.
What to read after The Orange Mocha-Chip Frappuccino Years?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Howard Paul to read onlineMoreLess
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