Punchinello, volume 1, No. 16, July 16, 1870
Punchinello, volume 1, No. 16, July 16, 1870
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Scientifically, corn is _tumorus in footibus_; theologically, it is a"condemned" nuisance; humorously, you can't plant your foot withoutplanting corn; practically, everybody treads on it.
LOT.
* * * * * TO MANAGERS OF RAILROADS.
PUNCHINELLO invites the attention of managers of railroads, generally, but especially that of the President and Directors of the Morris andEssex Railroad Company, to his new Patent, Portable, Folding, TripodularDerrick, with self-elongating extensions. The purposes ...to which thismachine may be applied are too numerous to mention, but it will be foundparticularly useful for lifting up, and expelling from the cars, theheavy commuters of the railroad just referred to, who decline to paydouble fare for stopping at Newark, and who sometimes even object tobeing ejected for non-payment of said perfectly fair fare.
In practical operation this machine is at once simple and complete. Itis also refined, elevating, symmetrical, and chaste. By properlyadjusting it, a railroad conductor can easily lift a recalcitrantpassenger, and project him through one of the windows of the car, (provided said window is large enough to admit of such exit, ) into anyselected pool, or pond, or quagmire, or any other sort of mire, of themiasmatic salt meadows, with the produce of which Morris and Essex stockis so satisfactorily salted down.
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
Scientifically, corn is _tumorus in footibus_; theologically, it is a"condemned" nuisance; humorously, you can't plant your foot withoutplanting corn; practically, everybody treads on it.
LOT.
* * * * * TO MANAGERS OF RAILROADS.
PUNCHINELLO invites the attention of managers of railroads, generally, but especially that of the President and Directors of the Morris andEssex Railroad Company, to his new Patent, Portable, Folding, TripodularDerrick, with self-elongating extensions. The purposes ...to which thismachine may be applied are too numerous to mention, but it will be foundparticularly useful for lifting up, and expelling from the cars, theheavy commuters of the railroad just referred to, who decline to paydouble fare for stopping at Newark, and who sometimes even object tobeing ejected for non-payment of said perfectly fair fare.
In practical operation this machine is at once simple and complete. Itis also refined, elevating, symmetrical, and chaste. By properlyadjusting it, a railroad conductor can easily lift a recalcitrantpassenger, and project him through one of the windows of the car, (provided said window is large enough to admit of such exit, ) into anyselected pool, or pond, or quagmire, or any other sort of mire, of themiasmatic salt meadows, with the produce of which Morris and Essex stockis so satisfactorily salted down.
What to read after Punchinello, volume 1, No. 16, July 16, 1870?
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