Screwed
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Fill in a few paragraphs, beef up the backstory. Perfect opera-toonity, right? Except I can’t seem to fully pass out. This is bloody typical. Back in the Lebanon we used to prank Tase each other occasionally for giggles. Hilarious, right? Sending fifty thousand bowel loosening volts coursing through a guy halfway through the weekly phone call to his fiancée. How we laughed. This went on for months until a staff sergeant went into a cardiac and had to be shipped home with his honorable discharge ...but without the use of his right leg. The point being that I got lit up a dozen times but most of the time it didn’t put me out. Just like now. Here I am grinding my teeth hard enough to crack the enamel. My entire body is stiff as an ironing board and there’s a halo of agony buzzing around my head. I should be out. This is too much pain.I concentrate really hard and spit three words at Krieger.“Hit . . . me . . . again.”Krieger is a stand-up guy, so he obliges.I do dream a little when I’m under.
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
Fill in a few paragraphs, beef up the backstory. Perfect opera-toonity, right? Except I can’t seem to fully pass out. This is bloody typical. Back in the Lebanon we used to prank Tase each other occasionally for giggles. Hilarious, right? Sending fifty thousand bowel loosening volts coursing through a guy halfway through the weekly phone call to his fiancée. How we laughed. This went on for months until a staff sergeant went into a cardiac and had to be shipped home with his honorable discharge ...but without the use of his right leg. The point being that I got lit up a dozen times but most of the time it didn’t put me out. Just like now. Here I am grinding my teeth hard enough to crack the enamel. My entire body is stiff as an ironing board and there’s a halo of agony buzzing around my head. I should be out. This is too much pain.I concentrate really hard and spit three words at Krieger.“Hit . . . me . . . again.”Krieger is a stand-up guy, so he obliges.I do dream a little when I’m under.
What to read after Screwed?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Eoin Colfer to read onlineMoreLess
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